I see 6 things

We were supposed to look around the room and pick 6 things that you saw, use them in the story. but the story needed "I was frozen in place..." in it.
1 Lamp
2 looking up
3 mask
4 parrot
5 red and yellow
6 steam

I was frozen in place, the lamp was shattered to dust.
"Oh, Jesus, oh god, Oh mother of a red and yellow hippo with antlers!" exclaimed the mouthy parrot that my Aunt Steam owned. I had to agree with the bird. I smashed my aunts most prized possession, a lamp in the shape of a womens leg. well, it was a womens leg. Maybe if i paste it together? It might work except the leg would have aged 20 years and has horrible cellulite.

"Oh crap on a stick, Oh crap on a stick!" the bird exclaimed again, and again, I had to agree.

I'll just have to go into hiding. And when i do go outside I'll wear a mask and no one will know its me.
I pray to god and looked up. there it is! My saviour! my water in the desert, my inner-tube in the ocean! this big beautiful (but not literally) pot in the shape of a womens leg!
So i collect the pieces of the lamp and tuck it away in the pot. if Aunt Steam asks I'll say I have no clue and that perhaps Uncle Pots moved it. Hooray, I'm saved!

As i leave the room with a spring in my step, i hear a crash. There lays my Aunt Steams favorite leg shaped pot.

"shit" I said.
"I agree" said the parrot.