How me and Lindsay met.

well, i go to work on day and this new girl comes in. I'm like "omg shes so hot, bet shes a snob!" so i do my every day thing. and then suddenly terrorists bust into KFC! everyone is screaming but Lindsay pushes her way through and went all Rambo! "Not in my fucking KFC!" she rips off the sleeves of her shirt and uses her super strength so rip out a pipe in the wall. me and her start beating the shit out of the terrorists, me with my fire breath, Lindsay with her badass pipe. it was a bloody fight but in the end we won. Lindsay offered me a TicTac and then we walked off into the sunset, waiting till another time our powers will be needed. KFC was never rebuilt or fixed and you can still see the part where Lindsay ripped the pipe out of the wall.