How Me and Karly Met

You met randomly in 1990: So I'm wandering around down town when suddenly molly comes out of nowhere! she yells out that there is a giant dino stomping on babies and kicking puppies 2 blocks down! so we run the 2 blocks and find that there are puppies kicked everywhere! molly rips out another sign with her teeth and starts wailing on thedino as i breath fire onto its big toe. then some dramatic music play and the women named Karly jumps out of a phone booth wearing awrestling suit. she wackes me on the head and we trade off. I'm standing back and watch this crazy lady climb a huge building. she jumps off doing her signature "flaming body slam" as she falls towards the ground she bursts into flames and slams into thedino, and he vomits up a Canadian postal worker. we find out then that it was the postal worker that was upsetting the dinos tummy making him crazy. so Karly pulls out some soothing tea, mini sandwiches , and a kitchen sink from her bag of everything and we all sat down and had lunch. and from that day on everyone got their mail on time and the dino never bothered anyone again.