How Me And Molly Met

You met randomly in 1990: So i was sittin on the road one day and this freaky red head came up to me riding a rino. i was like whow, freak. then this rampaging mass of ladybugs started attacking people. so me and molly hoped onto this mouse cuz the rino had a flat. so yeah we get over there and we find the ladybugs are attacking a flower shop. molly screams out "not on my street!" and rips out a stop sign with her teeth. im like "damn!" and start breathing fire onto the ladybug gang and molly beats them with a sign. so we defeat the bugs and the city makes this pure gold statue of us on jasper ave. sadly a bunch of crack addics steal it and hock it for more crack and a chimp. so no one will ever know about our adventures but us.

You took weazel taping in spring 1987.

How Me And Lynn Met

You met randomly: So Im drinking a coffee in the park and this crazy red head lady walks past me. im like okay whatever, then suddenly this hord of giant evil ants come bursting from the ground! Lynn runs behind a tree and comes out wearing a huge peace sign on her chest! I was already breathing my fire breath onto the ants but there were to many. Lynn stepped up, puffed out her chest, and threw her flower power darts at them. the ants were then filled with love and happyness. they started helping little old ladys across the street, picking up garbage, and being very good ants. the city made another statue, of sliver this time, on jasper ave. again, sadly, the same crack addic that stole the golden one of me and molly stole this one and hocked it for crack and dipers for their pet chimp.

How Me And Cody Met

You met randomly: well we were on this bus, and the homeless guy hijacked it. he was like "give me all your money!" And me and cody were like screw that so cody shot him with his lazer beam eyes and i set him on fire with my firey breath. been buds ever since.

How Me and Karly Met

You met randomly in 1990: So I'm wandering around down town when suddenly molly comes out of nowhere! she yells out that there is a giant dino stomping on babies and kicking puppies 2 blocks down! so we run the 2 blocks and find that there are puppies kicked everywhere! molly rips out another sign with her teeth and starts wailing on thedino as i breath fire onto its big toe. then some dramatic music play and the women named Karly jumps out of a phone booth wearing awrestling suit. she wackes me on the head and we trade off. I'm standing back and watch this crazy lady climb a huge building. she jumps off doing her signature "flaming body slam" as she falls towards the ground she bursts into flames and slams into thedino, and he vomits up a Canadian postal worker. we find out then that it was the postal worker that was upsetting the dinos tummy making him crazy. so Karly pulls out some soothing tea, mini sandwiches , and a kitchen sink from her bag of everything and we all sat down and had lunch. and from that day on everyone got their mail on time and the dino never bothered anyone again.